Accented English

I wrote this in 2001… now got it out, blowed off the dirt on it, and here you are, look.

Words IPA Accented
Vowels
cut, rough, sonʌa, A
father, alms, heartɑːā, Ā
act, plaitæä, Ä
bet, ate, buryɛe, E
burn, learn, termɛːē, Ē
alone, nation, theǝë, Ë
build, womenɪi, I
see, evil, siegeī, Ī
pot, botch, sorryɒo, O
broad, fault, haltɔːō, Ō
pull, should, womanʊu, U
do, true, youū, Ū
Diphthongs
dive, guy, mightá, Á
fire, buyer, liaraɪǝáë, ÁË
out, bough, crowdă, Ă
flour, cower, floweraʊǝăë, ĂË
paid, day, greyé, É
bear, dare, whereɛǝeë, EË
fear, beer, mereɪǝië, IË
note, hoe, slowǝʊëu, ËU
void, boy, destroyɔɪó, Ó
poor, skewer, sureʊǝuë, UË
bile, bykeǝɪëi, ËI
Consonants
bed, bikebb, B
chew, natureč, Č
draw, mediumdd, D
these, latherðð, Ð
far, phoneff, F
get, give, guardgg, G
hat, howhh, H
kitten, carkk, K
jaw, lodgej, J
low, likell, L
mother, mastermm, M
now, nextnn, N
sing, fingerŋŋ, Ŋ
power, partpp, P
range, rubberrr, R
set, ceilingss, S
ship, mission, sugarʃš, Š
tower, telltt, T
veil, vowvv, V
wall, warmww, W
lochxx, X
yes, onionjy, Y
zebra, zeilzz, Z
treasure, evasionʒž, Ž
thin, threeθþ, Þ

Sëu, lets sī nă ðë ful ébīsī:
  aäāáăbčdðeëēéfghiījklmnŋoōóprsštuūvwxyzžþ
  Wī häv nă fōti-wan letëz, fiftīn mō ðän prīviësli.
  Iz it difikëlt tu mūv tu ðë nyū wé? Probëbli. Bat it’s simpli ë kwesčën ov ëkastëmednis. Ðë nyū wé ov Iŋgliš rátiŋ iz mō īzili rīdëbël ðän ðë ăld IPA (á-pī-é) stál, wič iz ful ov strénj simbëlz, hād tu rīd, rát änd ádentifá, sam ov ðem ā kamiŋ from nëuweë.
  Ði ëdvāntijiz ov Äksëntid Iŋgliš ā obviëz. It kīps evridé yūzij in sát. It dazn’t distiŋgwiš bitwīn fōmz wot mëust spīkëz kënsidë mīniŋlis (sač äz ðë tū prënansiéšënz ov ë in „rīdëbël”), bat it daz distiŋgwiš meni fōmz wot trëdišënël Iŋgliš daz not: ðë tū n săndz, ðë konsënënts ð änd þ, änd ispešëli ðë văëlz. Wál ăld Iŋgliš häz siks letëz fō văëlz, ðis sistëm häz sikstīn, ov wič fō ā difþoŋz. Yūziŋ ðis meþëd, wī mé folëu ðë riël spīč veri klëusli.

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